Am I Pregnant?

For starters, my stomach could not be more topsy-turvy. I think I'm either pregnant or lactose intolerant. Those are the only explanations I have for what's wrong with my stomach.

I've had headaches.

I've been nauseous.

Oh, and I didn't get my cycle. I should have gotten it last weekend but I didn't. There was a little something but spotting isn't uncommon when you're pregnant. So I could be pregnant, but I doubt it. I mean, what are the odds that we'd get pregnant in the first month? I've been on the pill for almost 20 years so it's only normal that my cycle would be all out of wack. Right?

I'm trying not to get too excited so I won't be disappointed if I am pregnant. I'd also like to think I'm so fat because I'm pregnant but that's just me being silly. I did that all on my own. I'm pretty sure if I take an EPT, it will be negative. But I guess I'm supposed to wait a few more days before I take one. Maybe I'll take it Thursday. I think what would be hugely crazy is that if I was pregnant, I'd be 5 weeks already!